What I’ve Caught Up With, September 2025 Part 1
Film: Small Engine Repair (2021)
Small Engine Repair stars John Pollono, who wrote the original stage play, adapted this version, and also directed it. Three friends from Boston reconnect after a falling out. Frank (Pollono) has served time for assault. Swaino (John Berenthal) is in some ways the alpha of the group while Packie (Shea Whigham) is clearly the brunt of their aggression. On the night of their reunion, Frank has special plans involving his daughter Crystal (Ciara Bravo) and a wealthy young man named Chad (Spencer House) who Frank plays basketball with. The first hour or so of this is just three guys getting drunk and reliving old times. The last half hour comes out of nowhere, but you may get some inklings of what’s coming about five minutes before it does. Weird ending, though.
Film: Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970)
Tora! Tora! Tora! is one of a long line of films that show the detail of an important historical military event from a number of perspectives, not unlike The Longest Day or A Bridge Too Far. This one is about the attack on Pearl Harbor. We see the planning from the Japanese military perspective and all of the different errors made by the American military and government. The cast is a good one top to bottom, and the film avoids anything like yellowface—the entire Japanese military roles are played by Japanese actors. It’s long, but it’s the sort of film that deserves to be long and detailed, and it’s surprisingly measured and fair in its portrayal of both sides of the conflict. And the actual attack on Pearl is worth the 1:45:00 in getting there.
Film: X-Men (2000)
I’ve seen the original 2000 X-Men before, but it’s been years since I have watched it. It’s not the best of the mutant films, but it’s a very solid beginning to the franchise and the start of the most iconic role in Hugh Jackman’s career and probably the second-most iconic in Patrick Stewart’s and Ian McKellen’s. It wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to say that, along with Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man that a lot of the current superhero mania started here, at least not including Superman and Batman. This isn’t as good as the first sequel, and probably not as good as some of the second set of films, but it’s hard to disagree with the fact that it’s a lot of fun. And, seriously, Magneto ain’t wrong about much.
Film: Who Done It: The Clue Documentary (2022)
Clue is one of those lightning-in-a-bottle movies where everything seems to work and the fans actually get it. These appear every now and then and I often wonder if the people making the movie were aware that they were making something destined to be beloved (The Princess Bride and Galaxy Quest serve as other examples). This is very much a labor of love about the film, and it features nice interviews with many of the actors as well as the director. It’s not a necessary view by any stretch, but it’s fun to see these reminiscences of the set and the people involved, as well as learn that original casting ideas included Carrie Fisher and John Cleese.
Film: The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
The Day After Tomorrow’s heart is in the right place. Sady, that’s about it, since the science is incredibly dumb. The movie posits that massive changes in the climate—specifically global warming—could actually trigger a new Ice Age that will engulf the entire northern hemisphere in a cold so brutal that people will literally freeze to death in seconds. That’s the problem when it comes to disaster films like this—they have to be big and blustery to get any attention because the reality isn’t nearly sexy enough. This is a big, dumb movie, and it’s also laden with clichés. If you can’t tell who is going to live and die within the first 20 minutes or so, you’ve never watched a blockbuster-y disaster movie before.
Film: The Invisible War (2012)
It's a poorly-kept secret that the U.S. military is filled with the sexual abuse of women serving in every branch of the service. In fact, more than 1 in 5 have said that they have been sexually assaulted while in the service, and this is just those who have reported this abuse. What these women have found is a culture that repeatedly protects the perpetrators at the expense of the women who have been attacked. It’s honestly not surprising. What is perhaps surprising is that the sexual assault happens to men in the military frequently as well. The film is relentless in discussing what happens to these survivors. Over and over, the perpetrators of sexual violence are not investigated and those who report abuse are accused of crimes. Why would anyone join, especially when the legal conclusion of many of these cases is that rape is an occupational hazard of joining the military?
Film: D.A.R.Y.L. (1985)
The 1980s had such high hopes for us and for artificial intelligence. We believed that sentient robots would be these sweet unassuming kids like Daryl (Barret Oliver), whose name is actually an acronym for Data Analyzing Robot Youth Life-form. He escapes from the government facility where he was created and is eventually adopted by the Richardsons (Mary Beth Hurt and Michael McKean), but is reclaimed by the government and threatened with destruction. What follows is what you expect, but the journey is a fun one to go on. I like how much fun they had giving Daryl’s best friend Turtle (Danny Corkill) an absolute potty mouth, appropriate for a kid of this age, and still managed to get this a PG rating. Is it ground-breaking? No, but its heart is in the right place.







D.A.R.Y.L. is a film I have seen when I was a kid as I don't remember much about it. It's been a very long time. X-Men is a film I liked. The Day After Tomorrow I think is the last film by Roland Emmerich that I think is watchable as he hasn't done anything since that I've enjoyed.
ReplyDeleteTora! Tora! Tora! is an alright film as I'll take that over the abomination that is... ugh... that is... *vomits* fucking Pearl Harbor... *VOMITS* WORST FUCKING FILM EVER!!!!! In regards to Tora! Tora! Tora!, the story about the making of the film is way more interesting as it was meant to be a film that was to be co-directed by Akira Kurosawa. 20th Century Fox thought bringing Kurosawa in would be a coup but Kurosawa wanted a director of equal stature like David Lean to be involved. The studio would bullshit him and Kurosawa became frustrated to the point that he sabotaged the production as I am not sure what material he filmed made it to the final cut.
Kurosawa is no longer listed as one of the directors of Tora! Tora! Tora!, so I would guess there's nothing from him in the movie. As for Pearl Harbor, I have never seen it and have no desire to see it.
DeleteNeither D.A.R.Y.L. nor The Day After Tomorrow are anything like necessary watches.
DO NOT WATCH Pearl Harbor.... EVER!!!!! The fact that the film has a shot from the viewpoint of a bomb falling onto the Arizona alone is proof of why Michael Bay is the worst filmmaker.... EVER!!!!!!!
DeleteI remember hearing stories about its premiere as some were pissed off about it. Brian de Palma was at the premiere and walked out of the film. You know a film is bad when Brian de Palma walks out of it.
I honestly can't imagine wanting to watch Pearl Harbor. I've heard literally nothing good about it.
DeleteI have a bit of a soft spot for The Day After Tomorrow. It's impossibly dumb, but very watchable.
ReplyDeleteNo judgment from me--I like plenty of movies that are incredibly stupid, and I love them unironically and without shame.
DeleteI am sincerely sorry to hear about your father. It’s a very difficult time to go through.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea that Who Done It: The Clue Documentary existed but must now track it down posthaste!! Marvelous film that took its time to be recognized for how special it is. I went to see it when it came out and saw “ending B” but as much as I enjoyed it, I wasn’t going to see it two more times just to see the A & C endings. That being said I’d love to hear the backstage planning and impressions from whatever cast members participated.
Tora! Tora! Tora! is a big time commitment but for anyone interested in strategy, preparation or high-quality Hollywood filmmaking in a movie jam packed with talented and familiar faces it will be catnip. It probably is too long but considering the subject matter and scope undertaken it does need a great deal of that time to make it all understandable. About “Pearl Harbor” it is completely missable but I will say it is a beautiful looking film, that’s not enough to recommend it but at least there were pretty people in gorgeous settings and meticulous attention to detail to occupy me while the script was boring me to death and I was kicking myself for not rewatching “From Here to Eternity”!
Oy with The Day After Tomorrow!! I get a big kick out of it I think because even when I went to see it in the theatre I approached it with a jaundiced eye. Being aware that it was a mega budget tentpole movie and the best they could do for a leading man was Dennis Quaid told me alot! It’s not that I don’t like him but even by this point his time as the first offer A lister was over, so I had to wonder how many hands the script went through before they got to him. The movie itself is dumb fun but so absurd, I still bust out laughing when Quaid manages to outrun the Ice Age by lighting a stove!
D.A.R.Y.L. does seem sweet and prosaic now but it was a nice watch.
I agree the first X-Men was a fine introduction for the series and if they could have retained some of the more lighthearted moments instead of devolving into mindless action sequences one after the other with too much CGI I’d probably still watch the seemingly endless sequels.
I’ve never heard of Small Engine Repair. From your description I don’t think I’m itching to track it down.
I have heard of The Invisible War and while its subject matter is both heavy and probably distressing if the opportunity to see it ever presents itself, I’ll do so.
Clue is one of those movies where the documentary feels like a must-watch. The same is true of the documentary on Galaxy Quest. It's a film that genuinely leaves you wanting more.
DeleteAs I've said multiple times, I grew up on WWII movies, so something like Tora! Tora! Tora! is like putting on a pair of comfy slippers for me, regardless of length. At my age now, I can probably appreciate it a lot more for what it is doing.
X-Men is fun, and it's at that weird pre-MCU time of superhero movies when they were starting to get a little more interesting and starting to have real budgets and casts (again, outside of the two DC tentpole characters). If nothing else, that makes it noteworthy.
D.A.R.Y.L. is harmless. It's a little sad to see what AI has actually become, honestly.
The Invisible War is worth your time, but be prepared to be both disgusted and enraged. Go into it with the right mindset.