What I’ve Caught Up With, June 2026 Part 1
Film: Babylon 5: A Call to Arms (1999)
If you’ve watched Babylon 5 and you’re not planning on watching the follow-up series Crusade, this movie is worth seeing but not essential. There’s nothing wrong with it and as sometimes happens in Babylon 5 history, we’ve got a fun guest star; this time it’s the great Tony Todd. Basically, the Shadows—the main threat for the first few seasons of the show—have decided on revenge against humanity. It’s not a bad story, but as tends to be the case with anything like this, it plays like a long episode, more or less a two-parter in terms of length. You can live without it, but if you do decide to watch Crusade, you’ll want to see this first. For what it’s worth, while I really liked the main show, I have no interest in a half season (13 episodes total) of a bunch of side characters.
Film: The Brothers Karamazov (1958)
A true Russian epic, The Brothers Karamazov is a romantic Gordian knot set in Tsarist Russia of the mid-19th century. Katya (Claire Bloom) is in love with dissolute and somewhat degenerate military officer Dmitri Karamazov (Yul Brynner), who in turn falls in love with the vibrant but entirely venal Grushenka (Maria Schell), who is pursued by Karamazov patriarch, Fyodor (Lee J. Cobb), a drunken and unscrupulous businessman. Also in the mix is Ivan Karamazov (Richard Basehart), who falls for Katya, who wants nothing really to do with him. Running interference is Alexey Karamazov (William Shatner! In his film debut!), a monk, who does what he can to placate everyone. Oh, and there’s the bastard son Pavel Smerdyakov (Albert Salmi), who struggles with morality. The performances are solid, the story is big, and the themes of atheism and belief are interesting. While the brothers get top billing, it’s Maria Schell as an almost perfect distillation of a femme fatale who owns this film.
Film: Doc Hollywood (1991)
Most people consider Cars to be one of Pixar’s worst films, but make it live action a good 15 years earlier and you get Doc Hollywood, which is a truly delightful little rom-com. Dr. Ben Stone (Michael J. Fox) is on his way to California to work as a plastic surgeon when a car accident strands him in Grady, SC. Forced to work in the hospital as community service, Dr. Stone interacts with a variety of colorful locals including the alluring Vialula (Julie Warner). This genuinely is what Cars could have and should have been. It’s fun, quotable, and the sort of movie where there really isn’t an antagonist. Great cast—Woody Harrelson, Bridget Fonda, David Ogden Stiers, Frances Sternhagen, and Roberts Blossom among others.
Film: The Mouse on the Moon (1963)
Despite what you might think of the title, there are no small rodents here outside of the animated ones in the credits. This is a sequel to The Mouse that Roared, a movie that didn’t really scream out for a sequel. The Duchy of Grand Fenwick, Europe’s smallest and most backward nation, has issues with its one export—their bottles of wine have started exploding. Desperate for money, they beg the U.S. for a loan under the pretense of wanting to join in the space race. Not wanting to be left out, the Russians start donating materiel, and Grand Fenwick is forced to actually build a rocket rather than just use the money for indoor plumbing. This is a spoof and it’s ridiculous, but it’s hard not to enjoy it.
Film: Saved! (2004)
I grew up in one of the most religious towns in the United States, and that’s not an exaggeration. You don’t leave my hometown; you escape it. Saved! takes place at a Christian high school, and it’s filled characters reminiscent of my teen years. Good girl Mary (Jena Malone) learns that her boyfriend is gay. Wanting to save him for Jesus, she decides to have sex with him and naturally gets pregnant. This sounds like serious business, but this is definitely a comedy held down by Malone, but mainly by the school’s lone Jewish student Cassandra (Eva Amurri) and Mary’s paralyzed brother Roland (Macaulay Culkin), with Mandy Moore’s Hilary Faye as the main antagonist. I enjoyed this, but there were definitely moments of flashback to the holier-than-thou folks I shared a high school with.
Film: The Invisible Woman (1940)
There is a definite connection between horror and comedy. The Invisible Woman is a case not where the two genres are combined but where a franchise moves from one genre to another. This is technically the third film in the Invisible Man franchise but it has absolutely no connection to the two previous films. Shop girl Kitty (Virginia Bruce) is fired, but she’s answered an ad from kooky scientist Professor Gibbs (John Barrymore), who is funded by the suddenly broke Richard Russell (John Howard). Throw in some gangsters and you’ve got everything you need for a farce. This is a fun cast, including Margaret Hamilton as the professor’s housekeeper and Shemp Howard as one of the gangsters. It’s wacky and not great, but it is goofy fun.
Film: Invisible Agent (1942)
Invisible Agent is pure propaganda. Frank Griffin (Joh Hall), grandson of the original invisible man, runs a print shop in New York City. Before America enters the war, he is threatened by Axis agents Conrad Stauffer (Cedric Hardwicke) and Baron Ikito (Peter Lorre) to give up the formula. Once America enters the war, Griffin volunteers to parachute into Germany to do what he can for the war effort. That will apparently include dealing with secret agent and clear love interest Maria Sorenson (Ilona Massey). This is exactly the kind of film you might expect from a country just entered into war and wanting to give the folks at home something to cheer them and perhaps give them hope that U.S. technology would turn the tide.







There's only 2 films in that list I have seen. Doc Hollywood which is a funny and lighthearted film. Saved! is a film I have on DVD as I just love Jena Malone who deserves a bigger profile though I'm glad she is not a Hollywood actress. I'm still waiting for her to do something with Scar-Jo 3:16.
ReplyDeleteThese are the two best of this half of movies, although The Brothers Karamazov is well-made and worth the length.
DeleteI've seen a surprising amount of Jena Malone movies.
Doc Hollywood is incredibly endearing because of the seeming charm machine that was turned on for each and every performer in the film! MJF’s likability has always been one of his greatest strengths, a large part of the reason he could play a pretentious ass like Alex Keaton and keep the audience on his side, but everyone here shares that quality. I think this may be the most appealing Bridget Fonda ever was.
ReplyDeleteSaved! is full of quirks and sly humor. The supporting cast is terrific, I particularly get a kick out of Mary Louise Parker as the Hallmark movie obsessed Mom, but the film rests on Jena Malone and Mandy Moore’s shoulders and they perform expertly.
My expectations were low when The Invisible Woman started but I found it gently funny with Barrymore’s hamming elevating his role. I understand why it’s called what it is, but its title sets the wrong expectations.
Invisible Agent is assembly line propaganda, but the cast is better than the material and they manage to make it a good, if one time, watch.
It’s been a long time since I saw The Mouse on the Moon, but I remember liking it and loving Margaret Rutherford, as always.
I found The Brothers Karamazov an interminable slog!!! Huge fan of every single performer in the thing and still could not wait for the end credits which took what felt like an eternity to roll.
I’ve never seen a single thing Babylon 5 so Babylon 5: A Call to Arms isn’t for me.
I genuinely enjoy Doc Hollywood probably more than it deserves, so it's always good to see how much other people like it as well. It's a film that obviously turns on the charms of Michael J. Fox, but it helps that literally the entire cast is likeable. Even the "foil" of Woody Harrelson is fun and likeable. Films where there is no real antagonist always interest me, and this is a great example of that.
DeleteI liked Saved! a lot, despite flashbacks to my youth. It's another film where everyone is really hitting on all cylinders.
The two Invisible films are fine, although I can't see wanting to watch either of them a second time. The same is true with The Mouse on the Moon. It's cute and harmless, but not worth a second look.
I evidently liked The Brothers Karamazov more than you did, and mostly for Maria Schell. Still, I probably won't watch it again.
You're safe from the Babylon 5 stuff. The show is genuinely good, but the movies are less and less necessary as they progress.