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Saturday, August 1, 2026

What I've Caught Up With, July 2026

I’d love to say that I caught up a ton on movies in July and am now on track to hit 400 movies by the end of the year. Alas, the exact opposite happened, and life intervened in a lot of ways. On pace would be 34 movies in July, and I didn’t come close, watching only 22. Honestly, I probably won’t hit 400 this year, but 365 might still work out.

On the TV front, I finished The Americans, which I enjoyed, and The Boys, which I was happy to get through—there are some really good points to it, but it’s almost impossible to recommend to anyone. I also finished the ITV series Jeeves and Wooster, starring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie when they were very young. As the show is based on the writings of P.G. Wodehouse and Wodehouse is one of my favorite authors, this proved to be a delight.

What I’ve Caught Up With, July 2026
Film: Idiocracy (2006)

Completely average guy Joe (Luke Wilson) and prostitute Rita (Maya Rudolph) are subjected to a military experiment that was supposed to freeze them for a year. Instead, they are frozen for half a millennium and awaken to a world where the average intelligence has cratered because it’s the dumb people who have been having kids for centuries. This is a true cult classic, a film that was ignored on release, mainly because it was mis-marketed, and has found its audience. It also feels very much like it is more and more a documentary. We’ve been living in this society for 10 years. I’ve never liked Beavis & Butt-Head, but when Mike Judge goes with live action, his work is near-perfect satire.

Film: The Americanization of Emily (1964)

As the Allies prepare for D-Day in 1944, Lt. Commander Charlie Madison (James Garner) works as a procurer for Admiral William Jessup (Melvyn Douglas). Among the things that he procures is female companionship, including Emily Barham (Julie Andrews), who quickly falls for Charlie, mainly because she’s already lost too many people in the war and wants a man with a streak of cowardice. Unfortunately for everyone, Admiral Jessup is convinced that the Navy is being sidelined and wants to make sure that the first man killed on Omaha Beach is a sailor, and he wants Charlie and his friend Paul Cummings (James Coburn) to be the men who film the casualty taking place. Don’t worry—while there are serious moments, this is mainly a comedy and a romance. Garner is always engaging on screen, and Julie Andrews is, well, Julie Andrews. Hard not to like this one.

Film: City Slicker (1951)

One of the few things that I decided when I began this blog is that I would take things seriously. If someone suggested a movie or challenged me to watch one, I would watch it. It might take years for me to get there, but I would get there. I have no idea who suggested that I watch the cartoon City Slicker, and now that I’ve watched it, I don’t know why they suggested it. This is a weird knock-off Tom and Jerry cartoon, where a city mouse, harassed by a cat, runs off to the country to visit a cousin. Once there, he’s harassed by a chicken. Despite defeating the chicken, he returns to the city. Any classic T&J cartoon is better than this, as is any Sylvester and Tweety...and I don’t like Sylvester and Tweety.

Film: Leave No Trace (2018)

Ben Foster is one of those actors who regularly turns in good work and gets absolutely no credit for it from most people—he’s always worth watching and seems completely invisible. Leave No Trace puts him in the role of a former soldier with PTSD living in a national park with his daughter Tom (Thomasin McKenzie). They are eventually caught and brought more or less into society. Leave No Trace is not a plotless movie, but it’s a plot-light movie. It’s essentially a character study, mostly about Ben Foster’s Will, who doesn’t seem to fit in anywhere and may not really want to, and about how Tom deals with the world that she grew up in and the much larger world that she is brought into.

Film: Platinum Blonde (1931)

Platinum Blonde, clearly named after Jean Harlow’s character, is most interesting because of the tragedy of leading man Robert Williams. Williams plays Stew Smith, hard-bitten reporter, who is sent off on a story about a cheap romance between a society man and a chorus girl. He ends up falling for society girl Anne Schuyler (Harlow), and elopes with her, much to her mother’s chagrin. Anne, of course, wants to reform him into a society man despite his objections and the pining affection of his colleague Gallagher (Loretta Young). It’s a dandy pre-Code screwball and a star-making vehicle for Williams, who tragically died of peritonitis three days after its release. His career is one of the great “what ifs?” of old Hollywood—he clearly had the chops to be one of the greats.

Film: The Final Cut (2004)

I like Black Mirror as much as the next person, but it puts us in a position where every time a film that deals with some dystopian technology shows up, the first thought is, “That would be a good Black Mirror episode.” Thus we have The Final Cut, which presents us with technology much like one of those episodes—some people are implanted with devices that record their entire lives. In this case, they are used to create “Remembrances,” or pastiches of the person’s life after they have died. Those who do the work are called cutters. Experienced cutter Alan Hakman (Robin Williams) is given a job that suddenly become dangerous—the man in question was a higher up at the company that makes the technology, and Hakman is now privy to all of his secrets. This is a solid film, but because “The Entire History of You” exists, it feels redundant even though it was first.

Film: Flash Gordon (1980)

In the opening moments of Flash Gordon, we are introduced to bad guy Ming the Merciless (Max von Sydow!), who starts causing disasters on Earth, a planet he has just discovered and never heard of. One of the buttons he uses to cause mayhem is labelled “Earthquake.” Take all the time you need to think about that, and understand that’s how much thought went into making this movie. Star football player Flash Gordon (Sam J. Jones) finds himself forced to battle against Ming and his minions to save the world. Straight out of comic books and old serials, it’s impossible to take seriously, but hard not to enjoy. And since this is a couple of years older than Raiders of the Lost Ark, I have to wonder if Raiders wouldn’t really exist without it. Oh, and the soundtrack is all bombast and Queen at its best/worst.

Film: Innerspace (1987)

In a sort of homage to Fantastic Voyage, Innerspace presents us with a somewhat disgraced pilot Tuck Pendleton (Dennis Quaid), who volunteers to be miniaturized and injected into a rabbit. But, of course, a group decides to steal the technology before he can be injected, and a scientist runs off, eventually injecting him into hypochondriac grocery store worker Jack Putter (Martin Short). Now Jack has to figure out how to get the miniaturized capsule out of his body before Tuck runs out of air, reunite Tuck with his estranged reporter girlfriend Lydia (Meg Ryan), and evade the people hunting him. This is fun and ridiculous sci-fi and is as much a comedy as it is anything else. The cast has a ton of great people in it, including an evil Vernon Wells and an equally evil and comic Kevin McCarthy. Hard not to love it at least a little bit.

Film: The Clock (1945)

I wasn’t sure what to expect with The Clock. I went into it knowing not a thing, and figuring that a film from 1945 with that name was probably a film noir. It is not. It is, in fact, a romance. Soldier Joe Allen (Robert Walker) is in New York on leave when he literally runs into young Alice Maybery (Judy Garland). What follows is a sort of whirlwind romance, which consists mainly of Joe forcing himself into Alice’s path. They spend a day together, have dinner, miss the last bus and end up spending a night with each other as well (and not in that way—it’s 1945 after all). Honestly, it’s hard to object to it, but this is lesser Judy Garland and Robert Walker is upsettingly naïve. Evidently, the entire world likes this more than I do.

Film: Europa Report (2013)

There is a strong connection between horror and science fiction. Any time that we are dealing with the idea of discovery, or exploration, or touching on the unknown, there is a strong possibility of horror. Europa Report has figured this out. A group of astronauts and scientists head out to Jupiter’s moon Europa to see if there is life under the ice, a trip that will take near two years each way. Naturally, things do not go as planned in a number of ways. There are shades of films like Event Horizon and Alien here and with reason. There are already a lot of ways to die in space; adding in the possibility of organic life on a distant moon only multiplies these possibilities. Not always easy to watch because of how much appears as surveillance footage, but it’s worth digging through.

6 comments:

  1. Innerspace is a masterpiece. Absolute fun. Flash Gordon is cheesy but good fun. I love Leave No Trace. Idiocracy feels more like a capsule into the future as it is spot-on about how stupid humanity has become. "Welcome to Costco, I love you" "Carl's Jr. Fuck you! I'm eating!" Brawndo, it's got what plant craves. It's got electrolytes. SHUT UP, 'BATIN'!!!!!!!

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    1. Innerspace is fun and definitely worth a watch, and Leave No Trace is surprisingly good, although Ben Foster usually is.

      I don't know that Flash Gordon is one I would want to watch again any time soon. It's fine, but it's also ridiculous.

      I had seen bits and pieces of Idiocracy before but never the whole thing front to back. It genuinely feels like prophecy at this point.

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  2. Leave No Trace is so good! I agree about Foster, he's always putting in great work. One of the days I hope he actually gets an Oscar nom for it.

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    1. Ben Foster should have been Oscar nominated for Hell or High Water at the very least. He is pretty much always worth the price of admission.

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  3. I’ve been away so I’m much later than usual in catching up with your monthly watches!

    Platinum Blonde is one of Jean Harlow’s films that I never return to for a couple of reasons. It was early in her career before she had really settled into her comic comfort zone and she seems somewhat stiff, part of that could also be attributed to the fact that she is playing the wrong role! She should have been the flippant “Gallagher” and the patrician Loretta Young the society girl. As for Robert Williams his death is indeed tragic, but I was put off both he and Young (never a favorite anyway) when I read that the two were quite condescending to Jean and froze her out because they were upset with all the publicity she was getting. The film itself is okay but hardly Capra at his best.

    I found The Americanization of Emily very entertaining. James Garner has exactly the right sort of charm for the somewhat weaselly character he’s playing (he’s one of those rare actors who could translate his warmth equally on both the big screen and the small, though TV really seemed where he was most comfortable). As for Julie I think had this come out before “Mary Poppins” rather than being sandwiched between it and “The Sound of Music” she wouldn’t have been so trapped by the pristine image that limited her time at the top of the box office charts. Coburn is terrific as well.

    I’d agree that “The Clock” isn’t that important of a picture in Judy’s filmography but it is one she fought hard to do. After a constant series of musicals, she wanted the opportunity to show that she could have a success in a straight dramatic role. It’s a sweet little movie with Judy looking lovely and looks at a then timely issue. The first time I watched it I had just seen “My Foolish Heart” which contained that frank discussion between Susan Hayward and her father about the recklessness and regrets of hasty wartime marriages and it made me wonder whether Joe and Alice would end up the same way, if Joe survived the war that is. The pill regime MGM had Judy on had begun to affect her reliability, but it turned out on this film it was she who had to step in and pull Robert Walker though. He had recently discovered that his wife Jennifer Jones was screwing David O. Selznick (she would soon abandon their marriage) and he was in a downward spiral, drinking himself senseless each day after shooting. Judy would search through neighboring bars to find him and get him back into shape to work the next day.

    Innerspace has a ludicrous premise but somehow shapes it into a jolly romp in great part thanks to Martin Short’s befuddled and then exasperated performance. He and Dennis Quaid have nice chemistry especially considering they don’t actually appear in any scenes together.

    Flash Gordon does exactly what it’s supposed to do, which is be both absurd and mindlessly entertaining. It’s very B moviemaking but in being that very reminiscent of the original series, though those were closer to C level films.

    I haven’t seen quite a few this time round, some on purpose but a few I’m unfamiliar with.

    A little Luke Wilson goes a very long way with me so an entire film with him as the lead such as Idiocracy, particularly with the equally risible Maya Rudolph, is a definite no.

    Even if it weren’t animated your meh take on City Slicker makes me think it is highly missable.

    I’ve heard of “The Final Cut” but even with Robin Williams in it the story never really appealed to me.

    I agree Ben Foster doesn’t receive enough credit for how good he is. Somehow “Leave No Trace” escaped my notice, I’ll put it on my to see list.

    Same for “Europa Report.” I’m neither the biggest sci-fi nor horror guy but if they are done well in the “Aliens” or “Outland” vein I do like to at least give them a shot.

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    1. I have an acquaintance who runs a fine books/manuscripts store and has, I think, the largest private collection of Jean Harlow memorabilia in the country, although he may have sold some off. He had a bunch of her letters from her early days in Hollywood. I agree with you on the casting of Platinum Blonde. You like The Clock more than I do--it feels like a throwaway for me. It's fine, but fluff.

      The Americanization of Emily was probably the star of the month. Good film, good premise, great cast. It's just farcical enough to be fun and just serious enough that there's a sense of danger. And, honestly Garner was always worth watching--he did have that quality of loveable rogue that can't really be taught.

      Innerspace is fun, and that's all it really wants to be. Martin Short is a genuinely funny person and he's the true star of the film for me.

      I would be interested on your takes on Leave No Trace and Europa Report. I think you'd like the first one more, but the second has some very interesting moments. The Final Cut is good, but skippable. If you aren't excited about Black Mirror episodes, you can easily avoid this one.

      We're going to disagree on Maya Rudolph, who I think can be very funny with good material. Idiocracy is very good material. As for Luke Wilson, I think the same of him--when he has good material (like a lot of Wes Anderson films), I find him watchable, and far less annoying than his brother,

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