Sunday, February 8, 2015

Wood You?

Film: Knock on Wood
Format: DVD from Rockford Public Library on laptop.

I’ve heard of Danny Kaye, but aside from White Christmas, I’m not sure I’ve seen a single one of his movies before watching Knock on Wood. I more or less knew what to expect, though. Unlike many of the song and dance types of the era, Kaye was pretty much a straight comedic actor specializing in light comedy with a few songs tossed in. That’s certainly what we’re getting with Knock on Wood, which manages to spoof the spy genre, more or less prank the film Dead of Night, and still toss in a couple of songs and a romance. And, as befits a comedy, the goal is to leave with a smile on the collective face of the audience.

American ventriloquist Jerry Morgan (Danny Kaye) has a successful act but a staggeringly unsuccessful love life. Every time he gets serious about a woman, his alter egos Clarence and Terrence open their mouths and say terrible things about his latest flame, ending the romance immediately, and Jerry tends to then take out his rage on his dummies. His manager Marty (David Burns) is convinced that the best thing for him is to meet with a Swiss psychiatrist, so off they go.

What Jerry doesn’t know is that the man who fixes his dummies is also involved in a spy ring. Needing to get plans outside of the country immediately, he uses Jerry’s twin dummies to hide them, one part of the plans inside the head of each dummy, making Jerry an unwitting courier.

This is the type of comedy that trades on running as broad as possible, which means we’re going to get a series of wacky hijinks along the way. The flight and much of the hotel stay is concerned with repeatedly putting Jerry into close, embarrassing contact with an unknown woman who turns out to be a colleague of Jerry’s new psychiatrist. This woman is Ilse Nordstrom (Mai Zetterling), who is likely convinced of Jerry’s insanity based on their series of interactions. But no matter—she agrees to take his case and he promptly falls for her.

Meanwhile, a second spy ring headed by a wealthy industrialist (Torin Thatcher) discovers the transport of the plans. Each of the two competing spy groups gets half of the missing plans, but of course that’s not enough for the whole story. Jerry’s hotel room becomes ground zero for a series of stabbings, which of course Jerry is eventually framed for through circumstantial evidence (like holding the knife and having bodies in the room). Naturally this leads to a chase and eventually an untangling of the whole plot and the aforementioned happy ending.

The biggest issue with Knock on Wood is that it’s the sort of comedy that vastly overplays its hand at all times. There’s not a moment of subtlety here to be found and a number of the gags go on too long. At one point, on the run from the police, Jerry is forced to pretend to be a car salesman and is forced to demonstrate a car loaded with gadgets. Of course, this all goes wrong and all of the gadgets turn on and off repeatedly for what feels like a couple of minutes.

It’s hard not to enjoy it, though. Despite our being told that the secret stolen plans hold the fate of the world in them, there’s not really a lot of danger going on here. It’s all in good fun, and it is a great deal of fun in many places. Sure, it has some gags that simply don’t work as well as they should and too many things happen too many times for them to sustain the funny, but that’s to be expected from the era of the film.

Almost in spite of itself, Knock on Wood has some well-written moments, like Jerry actually using his ventriloquism to get him out of a difficult situation at one point. When it happens, it’s been such a long time since we’ve seen him perform his act that we’ve almost forgotten what it is that he does on stage.

In truth, though, Knock on Wood is little more than a goof. It’s fluff and it’s not really trying to be anything more than that. In that respect, it’s not only a respectable film, it’s lack of any real ambition beyond being entertaining is both understandable and completely forgivable. This is a difficult film to dislike because it so earnestly wants to entertain its audience.

This isn’t a film I’d specifically seek out to watch again, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have fun while it was playing.

Why to watch Knock on Wood: It’s harmless fun.
Why not to watch: If you don’t buy the style of humor, there’s nothing here for you.

11 comments:

  1. Love Danny Kaye, surprised I haven't seen this one before. It sounds like a great Sunday afternoon film. Something light before dinner and the end of the weekend.

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    1. That's pretty much it. It won't change your world view, but it would be difficult for me to think you wouldn't enjoy it.

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  2. Also love Danny Kaye. This film was taped onto a VHS of kids show when I was young. My sister and I used to watch it, and still quote Kaye's paniced 'I didn't do it!" to each other. Haven't watched in a few years, and I had no idea it was nominated for an Oscar. If you want more Danny Kaye 'The Court Jester' is wonderful, and 'Wonder Man' is good too.

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    1. Kaye's films generally weren't the type to get Oscar nominations, which means I don't have a lot of Danny Kaye in the years ahead. I get the impression that he's a lot like Bing Crosby for me--immediately likable, and that's really enough a lot of the time.

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  3. Steve,

    Julia has a point. I think when most people think of Danny Kaye, they're thinking of this classic scene.

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    1. I do know this scene--I haven't seen the whole film, though.

      The pellet of poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

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  4. I used to have this on VHS and I watched it periodically in the 1990s. I love the scene where he's in the Irish bar and he has to sing some tall-tale blarney foolishness to fit in and not be discovered by the bad guys.

    I saw it again a few years ago on TCM after going a very long time without seeing it and I laughed as heartily as ever.

    It's my favorite Danny Kaye movie.

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    1. I can absolutely see that. It's such harmless fun that I can't really imagine someone disliking it.

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  5. I haven't seen this film, but I'm going to give you another vote for The Court Jester. It's very entertaining and it has the classic "chalice from the palace" verbal fun scene.

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    1. My guess is that I'd enjoy it. There's a lot of verbal play in this one, with Clarence and Terence and with a quartet of spies named Gromeck, Papinek, Brodnik, and Brutchik. My gut feeling is that Danny Kaye is generally likable on screen.

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    2. Here is the scene in question (in two parts):

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ9f2rnjB84
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zIWcCvQNqQ

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