Showing posts with label Zach Creggar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zach Creggar. Show all posts

Friday, December 19, 2025

Naruto Runners

Film: Weapons
Format: Streaming video from HBO Max on Fire!

We’re at the time of year where people are starting to put together their year-end movie lists, both in general and in terms of specific genres. For some people, it’s also the time of year to put together lists of movies they were disappointed in. For whatever reason, it’s become quite trendy to list Zach Creggar’s Weapons on the list of disappointments for a lot of horror movie bloggers and commentators. I have to think that while some of that is likely honest, some of it genuinely feels like rage farming. Weapons goes in an unusual direction, certainly, and it might not be what people expected, but the seeming outrage I’ve seen from a couple of streamers really feels unbalanced.

The basic story is that one day, in the town of Maybrook, PA, 17 of the 18 children in the third grade classroom of Justine Gandy (Julia Garner) don’t show up for school. Only Alex Lilly (Cary Christopher) shows up for class. The 17 children are missing; parents of some of the houses check on their cameras and all of them confirm that at 2:17 in the morning, their children got up, left the house, and ran out into the street, all running off in the same direction, arms wide, not unlike Naruto.

Tuesday, November 26, 2024

Murder Basement

Film: Barbarian
Format: Streaming video from Hulu Plus on Fire!

I need to tell you a story, and I promise it will be relevant to Barbarian. If you’ve seen this movie, you’ll know immediately when I tell you this is a story about what I affectionately called a murder basement. My older daughter moved to St. Louis during the pandemic for an opportunity with a dance company. My wife and I go down to St. Louis when she has shows. The first time we went down, we stayed at an Airbnb and it had a murder basement. I am not kidding.

Here’s specifically what I mean—there was a door in the house that was locked and barred from the inside of the house, and it led to a set of narrow stairs leading down. I certainly didn’t go down at night, but I did the next morning—and the stairs led to an open room that contained a trunk. I did not open the trunk. You couldn’t have paid me to open that trunk. I went back up the stairs and locked and barred the door again, that was my experience with the murder basement. If you’ve seen Barbarian, you know the connection I’m making.